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Took way too long to do...

When USB keys die...

A shop I saw on holiday in France...

And another shop just 100 metres down the road...

"HULK SMASH!"

Cthberg or Zoidlu?

This kind of explains a lot...

We demand the right to arm bears...

What's in the box?

Such a stylish form of transport...

T-Mobile

The plan nearly worked...

I always knew they'd be there at the end...

Fear the Catlek!

Chavros... Imperial leader of the Daleks, and head homie on the Jasmin Allan Estate. Bling Bling Baby!

This happened to me on the way to work... honest... I really hate these bastards who don't know how to indicate!

The Daleks objected to being dropped from the new series...

Einstein's lesser known theory of Badgertivity...

... and it's got a section on surviving pretzels too...

... because I was bored ...

This explains a lot...

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This is the third time this week!

...err... I dunno...

Grand Moff Tarka

Jackinabox!

Hunting dogs are going to be on the streets soon...

Misheard lyrics from Billy Ocean's Love Really Hurts...

# Santaquo is coming... to toooowwwwnnn! #

Some cold hearted bastard always picks on the people trying to help... (Saw this on the way to work...)

Go sausage! Go!

I'm off to Norway!

I knew it...

Student accomodation... The finest in all of Croydon

SURPRISE!

Hollywood has made a classic!

The Turdis

Dick's long lost relative... Mike

The new german megamotor company...

Labour Party (Beattie style)

Rotten little git mugs anyone stupid enough to eat there...

Could these be the worst shots in SciFi history? Click for bigger! (Thanks to Steve for the idea)

No explanation needed...

I'll ave you Avon!

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